Season five continues with old friends and new faces! Don comes back from season one! Regular game night decathlon participant Jon makes his main show debut! And new face Elana jumps into the fray for the opening match in the season five Rancho Carne High division. Round one highlights some very strange pop culture merchandise, while round two gets into some goofy semantics with some theoretical prequels to notable romantic comedies. And of course, it all comes down to the lightning round!

Quizzes Played

Love Island

Which champion would have the easiest time getting someone's digits?

Spaceballs: The Flamethrower

Identify the movie or TV show from a dubious piece of merchandise.

Love Backstory

Name the romantic comedy from its imagined, semantically-titled prequel.

It's Not A Tumor

Questions about actor Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger.

Press Your Luck

Questions about print journalism in pop culture.

Welcome To The Real World

Questions about the careers of Lana and Lily Wachowski.

The Riddle

To take me down you'll need hands that are steady,

I've fought everyone: Rambo, Joker, Jason and Freddy.

My signature combo, it uses a spear

If you do as I ask and get over here.


The character Scorpion from the Mortal Kombat games, movies and TV shows, has fought a number of non-Mortal Kombat characters in recent iterations of the game: including Rambo, the Joker, Jason, Freddy, Robocop, a Xenomorph among others. He is considered one of the best characters in the game, so you'll likely need steady hands (and a knowledge of the correct combos) to beat him. If you get caught by his most famous attack, you'll be impaled and dragged towards him, which certainly sounds like a bad day (and rates a drink). Of course, when he executes this move, he says "Get over here!"

Match Results